The Police stopped a Texan for going slightly over the speed limit. Here we are required to show our CCL and driver's license to a cop if we are stopped.
The cop asked the motorist "do you have any weapons in the car?" The Texan replied,"yes. I have a 38 in my coat pocket, A derringer in my right boot, a 9 MM in the glove box, An AR15 and a 12 Ga. Shot dun in the trunk"..
The cop thought a moment and asked, "are you going to the gun range?" The man replied, "No". The cop then asked, "well then what are you afraid of?" The man replied, " Not a damned thing".
salute
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